Thursday, December 4, 2008

Job Vacancy


The Liverpool Football Club (LFC) is now inviting applications from suitably-qualified strikers who are seeking opportunities to broaden their footballing career development to join our club now at the top of Barclay's Premier League for the post of:
Central Striker
(United Kingdom)

Requirements:

  • Have played at either EPL, La Liga, Serie A or Ligue 1 for at least 2 years. Players from Ereidivisie will be considered on case to case basis even with 30 goals a season in Ereidivisie as we already have Dirk Kuyt in employment.
  • Capable of scoring at least 20 goals per season in EPL or at least touted to be capable of scoring 20 goals per season as Robbie Keane.
  • Have a pleasant personality. Bad hairstyles as Marouane Fellaini and Djibril Cisse would not be considered.Cockiness of Cristiano Ronaldo would not be considered either.
  • Ready to rot in the reserves as Jermaine Pennant.
  • Preferably an internationals as Lucas Leiva and Yossi Benayoun.

Applicants are invited to submit full details of qualifications, experience, current and expected salaries, contact telephone numbers and recent passport-size photograph to:

The Manager
LFC Human Resource Department
Liverpool, UK.

Weekend or social futsal players need not apply.

4 comments:

Khan said...

there goes my chance..aww :(

utusanlfc (Johardy Ibrahim) said...

a cynic mind is a mysteriously creative. I hope some one can pay you for all those brilliant minds. hahaha

kajang-today said...

if the money is right, why not?
open for offers bro! hahaha

rizal hashim said...

Too stringent la the conditions but I agree with utusanlfc, a cynic mind is mysteriously creative.